In case I mess up and make a mistake please forgive me in advance.
1) Exiting the van as the auto door was closing I noticed a can of soda was left behind. I rushed to grab for it before the door closed. That bumped my wife's hand and she screamed bloody murder. Sigh.
2) I ordered a falafel with hot sauce on the side. We were going to share it. My daughter doesn't like too much hot sauce but my wife and I do. It arrives with no hot sauce so I asked for hot sauce and got it. After sitting down I learned we needed more, a lot more. So I asked for more. The falafel guy told me that hot sauce was used to flavor food, not as a vegetable side dish. He didn't want our poor stomachs to get upset. He didn't want us ruining our food by putting on too much hot sauce. Sigh.
I'm afraid I will do something else wrong later today so allow me to pardon myself ahead of time.
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