Stop me now! I so much want this bad boy. I'm not sure if he should go on top of my dresser or on my desk at work. At work it would be placed so people entering my cube would be facing the jaws of death. If they sat down this guy would breathing down their shoulder. Come to think about it I don't want to scare my wife away from my dresser... So the problem of where he goes is solved.

Now to figure out how to pay for him...