Would you wear a Kilt ?

[Laserart]

On a windy day?

[CarlWohlforth]

For sure.

I was at a party where this fellow wore a kilt. All the women were swarming around him. I'll bet they would have absolutely fainted had there been any wind. 

[Laserart]

I've seen several guys wearing Kilts this year. I don't have the balls to do it in public, well maybe if I wasn't the only one I might.

[CarlWohlforth]

It helps if you can fake a Scottish accent.

[Laserart]

I try but it always turns into Irish somehow.

[CarlWohlforth]

I'm not sure that matters. Irish, Scottish, English, Australian it's all foreign, but understandable. I'm telling you that kilt guy was beating the women off. He had to enlist some of them to fight off the others. Some were trying to sneak into the inner circle and were scheming on how to get a peek under the kilt! Too funny. Really funny, but all of us other guys were jealous for sure. He was just chatting up dozens of women using his funny accent and drinking hard whiskey. Truly the center of attraction.

Maybe it was just a California thing? You know, boredom with surfers and movie stars or something...